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Gator chase

Via http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/02/24/gator-chase/

 

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How not to load a ute

 

           
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Drug Bust - Check Out the Cash

Texas DOT Vehicle stopped by an alert DPS Trooper on I-10 between San Antonio and Seguin , TX

The Mexicans cloned a Texas DOT Truck and got busted smuggling drugs...I wonder how long they got away with it before they got busted? BELOW ARE PICTURES TAKEN AFTER A RAID ON THE DRUG DEALER'S HOUSE IN MEXICO .

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???

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Zoolander to the extreme

I have so many questions, especially one. What is the deal with the Orange dudes?

Do you have any idea what it's like to be really, really, really ridiculously good looking?? 


All this tanning has burned my retinas - where is the camera?


The hotel double-booked the body building and hairdressing conventions.


Superguido.


Tanned hedgehogs looking for a little lovin'.


For some reason, the guy in the pink gives me the urge to sweep the floor


I'm too sexy for my hair gel


Hurry up Joey! Take the picture before the owner sees me posing with his car. ..


He had to buy all new shirts because he ripped his old ones on his hair.


Maybe if I hold this pack of cigarettes, I can fool the girls on Craigslist into thinking I'm old enough to drive.


Let's try the same thing with a bottle of Greygoose.


Whoever thought Oompa Loompas and Vampires could be friends?


Tanning Gone Wild!!!


Hair-too-heavy. Can't-hold-up-head.


Does this color even exist in nature? Crayola needs a new crayon, 'Long Island Guido Orange'.

I am very rarely speechless. This is one of those moments.



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Baby giraffe

                   
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Cool art that will mess with your head



11 SHIPS OR 3 SHIPS & 8 ARCHES?

 


DO YOU SEE FACES OR ALL HOUSES?

 

How many horses in this picture? Should find 7

 

PEOPLE OR FACES ?



A PICTURE PUZZLE!

 

HOW MANY PEOPLE ?


SEE MORE THEN ONE DEER?

 

Look at the middle column.
Where does it end?

 

 
DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?

Who is the tallest?





A face? . Or, the word 'liar' ?



NEXT:
What do you see here?
Do you see the word 'LIFT'?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?



GIRLS ARE ABLE TO SPOT THE WORD 'LIFT' EASILY.
MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEE THE WORD 'LIFT'!!!
NEXT? FIND THE FACES:


 
 
If you can't see the baby in the picture, don't give up.
It's really cool when it actually appears.
This is not a joke and ~ NO ~ Nothing is going to jump out at you!

 


You have to have an open mind.
Don't look for a Baby, and you will see the Baby!

Once you see it you won't see anything else!!! This is so cool. Do you see the baby?
 
THE LAST ONE:

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Famous quotes

 

                       
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Goldfish Demise..

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Going Cheap - OWNED FOR 48 HR 1000k on the clock

This happened at Curragh mine - Central Qld.
 
* Car had been on site for 48hrs, less than 1000km on clock
* OCE attempted to retrieve vehicle as hauler was rolling toward it.
* Note ROPs over cab has been torn out of cabguard framework, without bending any surrounding metal.
* Unseen (still) on back of ute is new truck wheel chock (un-used)
 
The car is now on display at the entrance of mine site.

                   
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Orstrayan - One for the wordsmiths


 

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The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.

Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.

Billabonk:       to make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie:           a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus:           a cat that has been run over by a vehicle
Mateshit:           all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor 
Shagman:       an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity 
Yabble:       the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans 
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.  


And for the Kiwi's amongst us: 
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep. 






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