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It started with a Koala

You know it’s hot when Kangaroos start leaving the country...
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

 

                   
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You named it what????

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Tattoo

this man had what he thought
was the best tattoo in the world...



Until he went to prison.

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Success is failure turned inside out

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And when you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit -

Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

 

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As every one of us sometimes learns,

And when a fellow turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out.

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -

You may succeed with another blow.

 

Often the goal is nearer than

it seems to a faint and faltering man;

Often the struggler has given up

When he might have captured the victor's cup;

And he learned too late when the night came down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

 

Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,

And you never can tell how close you are,

It may be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -

It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

 

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Scary - near miss

Make sure you read the story first..........

 

 

  

 

 

 

 


 

 

This would bring a tear to the eye

This is unreal you would never think this can happen but you can never under estimate Murphy's law. Read below then look at the pics.

 

Preliminary report and photos on a Near Miss/ Potential Risk (and I do mean a near miss and Potential Risk).

 

All the funny's aside (you've been shafted, you don't need a seat belt with that type of seat restraint, is your passenger alert, why do the fire guys sit on their helmets ect, e tc ) this could have been far more serious had there been a person in the passenger seat. I guess this is one case where working in the field alone had a positive outcome.

 

At approx 0845hrs even date I was conducting preburn checks of the firebreak system in the Churchill Mine area north of Maryborough. The firebreak I was travelling on was in good condition having recently been slashed with a grass height of approx 10 cm, the surface was reasonably smooth and I was travelling at approx 15kph in the Nissin Patrol Ute QG132Y.

 

With little noise or noticeable impact the carry bag that I had sitting on the passenger seat containing: camera, EPIRB, pens/pencils, wallet, weather checker and all the other sundry items we generally carry erupted upwards and towards the driver's  side, unfortunately at the time I had the window (driver side) open so most of the items went out the window.

 

I did the initial 2-3 second (what's happened here thing) and then looked at the passenger seat (recently vacated by my carry bag) and noticed a timber spike protruding about 150mm from the seat. I must admit my initial thought was that's something you don't see every day and it would truly make your eyes water, however, the seriousness of the situation set in I realized just how potentially dangerous the incident was and what would have happened if there had been someone sitting in the seat or if it had come up through the driver side seat with me in it.

 

On close inspection under the vehicle, a 70mm diam stick approx 1m long was jammed in tight beside the passenger side chassis rail, the stick had penetrated the floor through a plastic floor pan plug about the same diameter. It had continued upwards through the floor covering, the base springs in the seat, the top seat cushion and finally the canvas seat cover. At the time the Speedo/odometer failed and I suspect that the stick has damaged/severed the wiring harness beside the chassis rail.

 

At 0900hrs (Fire team call in time for estimated high risk remote area
procedure) I contacted Perry at the office and advised of the incident, a careful check over the vehicle revealed it was still serviceable/drivable, I advised Perry that I was retuning to the Maryborough office to get the vehicle repaired. The vehicle has been sent for insurance repair quotes and the WH&S incident investigation commenced.

 

My immediate thought regarding this incident is: It highlights the potential for foreign objects to penetrate a significant distance through the floor of these type of vehicles with the possibility of serious injury or death.

 

Given the off road type conditions that the fire vehicles generally are operated in and whilst it is fairly unlikely that the object would impact directly on the small plastic floor plug, given the results I believe that urgent remedial action should be taken to prevent this type of occurrence happening in the future.

 

This could be as simple as retro fitting a 100mm square metal plate over the plastic plugs.

 

I must admit that the simple and common sound of a stick hitting the bottom of the vehicle now has a whole new meaning.

 

Full Report to follow.


Cheers

 

Operations Officer

       
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Just what the doctor ordered

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.........I'm a gynaecologist."

The proctologist fainted

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This is Incredible

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order!! Be
Careful not to MISS ANY 1
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GOOD ! TOMORROW I'LL SEND YOU THE ABC's !
 
 It takes
so little to amuse old people.

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Classic radio completion epic fail - AC DC competition

  
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Triple M back in the day, had this really simple completion - call up, spell ACDC, and win an ACDC CD.  Not so simple for this caller though…

 

 

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Eye Test

I know it's a small picture but see if you can do it anyway. 


Can you spot the 44th president of the United States of America in the chart below?.. 
 

 
 
 

 

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Voted best joke in England in 2007

A very loud,  unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two  kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way  through the entrance.

The door  greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice  children you've got there. Are they twins?'

The fat  ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course  they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is  seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do  you really think they look alike, you d*ckhead?'

'Absolutely  not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone  would shag you  twice!'

 

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