The
following are results from an OZ-words
Competition where entrants were asked to take an
Australian word, alter it by one letter only,
and supply a witty definition.
Clearly,
you need to be an Aussie to
understand.
Billabonk: to make
passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie: a partner
who doesn't work, but is kept as a
pet
Dodgeridoo:
a fake indigenous artefact
Fair
drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus: a cat that
has been run over by a vehicle
Mateshit: all your
flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the
floor
Shagman: an
unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in
search of sexual activity
Yabble: the
unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
crustaceans
Bushwanker:
a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above
average when it comes to handling himself in the
scrub
Crackie-daks:
'hipster' tracksuit pants.
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