Don't show it off if you can't wear it correctly.
Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value.
Ever heard of a leash?
One sign that you're spending too much time at the computer.
Couldn't they have worded this differently?
Carolyn felt like she never quite fit in amongst the Goth crowd.
Maybe this was her favourite skirt. Or, maybe she's crying
tears of relief that she wore panties today?
And the news room goes silent...
You have to love how no one has seen him yet
Steady sleeper.
There are just some things you can't un-see
That blank space was just begging for a comment.
Email sent to me by a collegue, not sure where it originally came from.