dheydon's posterous

Zoolander to the extreme

I have so many questions, especially one. What is the deal with the Orange dudes?

Do you have any idea what it's like to be really, really, really ridiculously good looking?? 


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All this tanning has burned my retinas - where is the camera?


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The hotel double-booked the body building and hairdressing conventions.


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Superguido.

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Tanned hedgehogs looking for a little lovin'.

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For some reason, the guy in the pink gives me the urge to sweep the floor

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I'm too sexy for my hair gel

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Hurry up Joey! Take the picture before the owner sees me posing with his car. ..

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He had to buy all new shirts because he ripped his old ones on his hair.

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Maybe if I hold this pack of cigarettes, I can fool the girls on Craigslist into thinking I'm old enough to drive.
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Let's try the same thing with a bottle of Greygoose.

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Whoever thought Oompa Loompas and Vampires could be friends?

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Tanning Gone Wild!!!

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Hair-too-heavy. Can't-hold-up-head.
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Does this color even exist in nature? Crayola needs a new crayon, 'Long Island Guido Orange'.

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I am very rarely speechless. This is one of those moments.



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